Kapa Haka.

Here is our Samoan  Sasa which Rm 11, Rm 5 and Rm 7 performed at polyfest we really enjoyed preforming it and practising it with our buddies in Rm 7. Also well done to Adam who was the leader he did a awesome job ae. At polyfest we also did a Haka and to songs I will try put them on my blog as soon as I get hold of them.

My friend sloth.

My friend sloth.

Have you always wanted an exotic animal that you

don’t have to walk was and all that other pet stuff?

Its lazy poo’s and pee’s once a week and sleeps for

At least 10 hours a day. How about a pet sloth?

I strongly believe that the sloth is the best pet in the

World. The reason I think this is sloths sleep for up to

20 hours a day. Plus they only move from 1.8 to 2.4

Metres a minute so no more lost pets. Also sloths poo

And pee once a week so there is a lot less poop scooping

Because we all hate that job. They are also family friendly

And long-lived. So no more vicious pets that bite everything

And die when it’s four. You also need to chosse the right sort of sloth
there are three toed sloths and two toed sloths so make sure you get
the right toed sloth for you. 

Another great feature about the sloth is its very clean.

You must be thinking sloths are pretty cool animals but

Some sloths can be a bit dumb! Some sloths grab their arms

Thinking it’s a tree branch and then they slip and fall

To their deaths! Nice ae. Now that you want a sloth

I will tell you what you need to have and know to cater for your sloth.

When you feed your sloth feed it fruit, leaves, buds and tender shoots.
 Also give your sloth lots of loving and do NOT wake him/her up when they are sleeping.

What you will need to contain your Sloth you will need.
A stream

Some music that has water rushing and parrots squawking.

You will need tree’s or branch’s that your sloth can sleep or hang on.

Also you will need some animals so your sloth feels at home.

The Amazon is also very hot and humid so you will need a heater to keep the room temperature.

So if you are looking for an exotic animal that’s friendly, clean and always has a cute we smile on its face go buy a pet sloth from your local exotic pet store.  

Song of the week.

This weeks song is Demons by Imagine Dragons

My narrative.

Check out my narrative.

The minute you turn away.

“Ding Ding Ding”went the golden bell of the toy shop door as the manager left to lock up. There was a white flash through the window as he left. It wasn’t dark because the brig neon billboards lit up the New York skyline.

“Has he gone yet” howled Clumsy Smurf.

“Shut up you stuck up little Smurf!’ Snapped Ted from across the room.    

Time passed and the toys played. The toy shop was so crowded with shelves the toys were constantly bumping into each other.

“Oi Nigel move!”

“I can’t Ted I didn’t mean to bump you.”

These two statements turned into a massive verbal fight over the room the each had in the shop.

“It’s not fair your Lego men get all the room!” Whined Bruce.

“WHAT! I’ll have you know my men take up no room at all!” Growled General Rufus the head of the Lego men.

After another hour of squabbling Phil decided that they should draw a line.

“That might work.” stuttered Rex. Callum

So Clumsy jumped on Bruce and the flew of through a hole in the iron roof. They flew over buildings and through alleyways until finally they reached ‘Bill’s Barn of Books and stationary.’ They flew into the shop through a small open window. Clumsy jumped of Bruce and sprinted around the shop until he found a invisible ink pen. He snatched it off the shelve and he ran back to Bruce and the flew off.

Halfway back the weather got worse the wind picked up. Clumsy was rocking side to side. Suddenly he slipped right off bruce. Bruce swooped down and tried to catch him but Clumsy was out of sight. Clumsy fell and tumbled into a water fountain. He jumped out and started to walk, he didn’t know where he was going he just knew he wanted to go home! Hours past and back at the toy shop the toys were starting to get worried even Ted! They were biting their fingernails and chattering their teeth. Clumsy walked and walked he stumbled right past Lady Liberty without even knowing. It started to brighten, now the orange and yellow sun was rising over the Manhattan skyline. He was still stumbling along when he saw an amazing sight. The Toy Store he knew it was the toy store because it was right beside Central Park and his favourite place ‘Central Park Zoo.’

He ran straight to the Toy Shop dodging people and cars as he ran. He jumped straight through the brass mail flap and quietly sat back on the shelve with all of his friends, then they sat quietly side by side hand in hand.

Holidays

In the Holidays I was Invited to Adam's Birthday, for his birthday we went paint balling at Sandy Point. We picked up Ben, Adams Grandad and Adams family friend Damon on the way. When we got there another of Adams family friends Harley was there. We got our guns and amour and the man explained the rules and we chose the teams. The Teams were Arron, (Adam's stepdad) Adam's Grandad, Grace (Adam's step sister) and I. Against Adam, Ben, Damon and Harley. We walked into the very dence arena which was just Pine Tree's. We walked down to our base and the horn went. Grace and I stayed at the base while Arron and Adam's grandad went forward. Suddenly SPLAT a paintball hit the base. After that I said to my self 'that's it im out of here' so I ran to the nearest cover which was a pile of sticks while I ran I could here that thump thump thump of the guns firing at me. I crouched down and saw Ben moving up so I shot at him and gave him a massive bruise. I was lying down now when I saw Hurley run down to our base and grab our flag. I was shooting him but I kept missing he shot at me a got me in the ankle I said i was hit and ran back to the respawn point. The horn went off to signel the end of the game. I had a look at my wound and it was bleeding ouch!This time we switched base's this time I didn't stay at the base I moved up on the right flank. But just infront of me moving up through the bushes was Adam and Ben I run back a bit to some cover. I stayed there and told Grace there was people on the right side. So she started shooting Adam and Ben. Then suddenly Damon came rushing up to the base from out of nowhere he got the flag and sprinted back to his base with the 'Tump Thump Thump' of our gun's firing at him.

We carried on doing more battles untill we were all out of paint!